Hell Yes, the “Rent is 2 Damn High”!

Posted: October 20, 2010 by Magnus of Longshanks in From the Porch:
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We love karate, we love Colonel Sanders, and we love people who don’t take farcical political debates seriously.

Someone else who apparently loves all these things is Jimmy McMillan, the gubernatorial candidate put forward by the Rent is 2 Damn High Party. A karate expert, Vietnam veteran and mustache pioneer, Jimmy got pissed off at the rent being too damn high, and decided to run for Governor of New York.

First off, a big thank you to Jimmy for naming the party something that makes sense. If you decide to waste some time on election day, you should be able to get the major belief of the candidate just by reading the name of their political affiliation. If a candidate thinks ” Government is 2 Damn Small,” then put that on the ballot instead of “Democrat.”

Here is a video of Jimmy dropping some wisdom bombs in a television debate –

Jimmy is on a mission to make sure rent is lowered and the poor are fed. The LDPK can get down with that.

This is about the point where people start whining about the pillars of society crumbling under the weight of undeserving poor wallowing in government redistribution. Snooze.

Your tax obligation won’t go down by sitting around resenting that some people whose lives suck get a government check to -ostensibly – put food on the table.  Ironically, the crowd who most worries about  “government redistribution” also eagerly supports the open bankrupting of the nation through war. A poor person in New York isn’t hurting you. The government putting you in debt to China to fund a war on “terror” is.

It’s a stretch to suggest that Jimmy might get the coveted LDPK endorsement for his run. We would have to see an extensive demonstration of his karate skills before that kind of decision could be made. We would however, eagerly welcome Jimmy at our upcoming Halloween Party.

We’ll say it with you, Jimmy. ” The Rent is 2 Damn High!”

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Comments
  1. He has an album, which makes him automatically cooler than any other candidate on the stage!

  2. threebillz says:

    “I’m a Karate Master so I’m not going to say anything about the other candidates, but you all know, The Rent is 2 damn high!”

    • discocowboi says:

      Let’s just be honest with ourselves here. What can any other candidate offer that’s better than what Jimmy has got to say? The guy is honest with himself and the people… something Cuomo can’t say when he cheaply stole Jimmy’s line.

  3. anonymous says:

    you’re a dumbass magnus, and not funny at all.

  4. Magnus of Longshanks says:

    Anon,

    I’m not writing on a wordpress blog because I’m a damn Dave Barry.

    -Magnus of Longshanks

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